I had a hankering for some random doodling and I puked up this little guy.
Not sure why he would ‘roar’ for food, just seemed like something that I needed to put there. I think I’m going to do more of these little random doodlings of monsters / villains in a cute light. It also gives me a chance to color since suedehead is black and white.
One of my artistic heroes, Frank Franzetta, just passed and I although I know there are countless posts about it, I wanted to give my props to an artist I truly admired.
As a kid, I distinctly remember going to my local convenience store in New Jersey and browsing the comic books and magazines and always being in awe of his artwork on the covers of Heavy Metal and Vampirella. I would literally sit there staring and wondering how someone could create such a perfect thing.
getting a contact high with Doug Benson
Last night I went down the road to Charlie Goodnight’s comedy club in Raleigh, NC to see one of my favorite comedians, Doug Benson. The opening act was Graham Elwood who I had never seen before but was funny as shit. Doug of course was baked and hilarious. He was so mellow, I was able to get a pic with him. I also took some covert pics of the show with my iphone.
By the way, from the angle of the shots, it looks like Doug is standing in a giant bucket of empty beer bottles. Enjoy.
Doug doin' his thang
Graham Elwood trying to karate chop Doug during his set
Sit! Good boy!
Right now I’m playing through Heavy Rain on the PS3 and I have to say, it’s the kind of game that’s right in my wheel house.
It’s like a puzzle / mystery game that really tests your PS3 controller reflexes. Anywho, the game comes with origami paper and while your game is installing, it gives you directions on how to fold your very own origami thingy. Trust me, you’ll have plenty of time since it takes forever to install. Here’s my creation – suedeheadified of course.
Have a good weekend everybody!
low calorie!
A beer with a Suedehead t-shirt! Goes down smooth – if your thirsty for one, go here before I use another beverage analogy.
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Feeling down? Bird shit on your windshield? Boss up your ass?
Then you need to shake your booty. I like to break into a random dance at least once a week. Usually its a hodgepodge of the ‘Carlton‘ and some type of simulation of me slapping an invisible ass that’s bent over in front of me – it’s all very technical and full of class.
I also make sure I do it in front of my girlfriend who is neither enjoying it or in approval of it, which makes me gyrate for longer than is appropriate. If she is standing, I will then proceed to “freak” her, which is basically me dancing right up on her. I do this until the I get the inevitable elbow to the torso.
I do this weekly, rinse and repeat.
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I found a water-gun in my house one time and I picked it up and immediately started to act as if I was a cop on one of those television shows. The gun itself was bright lime green, but I continued clearing the house room by room. Here’s a good to-do list in case you find a water or toy gun.
Holding style:
I hold my water-gun like they do on television, one hand on the handle with my other hand cradling it. Arms stiff and outstretched with quick almost violent movements. You want to use the gun almost as a pointer…where your eyes go, so should your gun.
Extra-credit: If you happen to also have a flashlight you can hold your gun with one hand and hold your flashlight in your other hand and on top of your gun, so it follows the movement of the gun.
Stealth:
Cover is of utmost importance. Make sure to keep your back to the wall and make faces like Jodie Foster made in Silence of the Lambs when she was in Buffalo Bill’s house.
Conflict:
Eventually you will run into someone (unless you live by yourself, in which case you can have fun all by yourself for hours…and in your undies!). Once you run into your assailant you want a clean body shot then two, I repeat, two head shots. The sound of the discharge is totally up to you…have fun with it.
Remember, I don’t condone owning guns at all, but I totally condone acting out being a spy with a water-gun.
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Saw this recently and thought to myself – I would have totally preferred this version of Alice than the one Tim Burton just did. I took my son to see what I was hoping would be a decent movie and instead got a garbled mess. It looked great, but I was bored and could care less about the characters.
(Sigh) At least we’ll always have Beetlejuice.
All kinds of things happen when you wear ELEGANZA! This must be what we will be wearing in the future. I can’t wait!
Look deep into my neck collars...ELEGANZA!
Rarely do I find something that makes me giggle like a teenage girl…this is one of those things.
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