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Any man that has gone to a SuperCuts or Great Clips knows this feeling. You walk in, they get you on the list then you play SuperCuts Roulette…where fate decides who will be cutting (f***ing-up) your hair.
Will it be the heavy set lady with an eyepatch and hook-hand or the 50 year-old woman who is dressed like Missy Elliot and talks like DMX? The fates will decide!
The origin:
Suedehead is exposed to nuclear waste while visiting family in New Jersey causing his sweat glands in his crotchal region to grow at an alarming rate. He fights villains by sweating profusely when in danger, thereby making the villain sick to his / her stomach.
Sorry for the late posting today folks – my weekend trip to New Jersey got a little delayed, but alas here it is!
This large mammal, found mostly in the Americas, is a large solitary cat that pursues a large variety of prey.
It’s particularly known to stealthily creep up on other large mammals like moose or elk, then jump out and exclaim “Pew, Pew!” with its paws doing a pointing-gun motion.
This is a very rare sighting and the above image is the only known visual evidence of this strange hunting ritual.