I had two large spiders that inhabited my front porch. Until recently, we had a gentlemen’s agreement – they could live on my porch and eat up all the flies and bees but they must never enter the house.

That rule was broken this past week and I had the terrible job of “getting rid” of them. I did it as painless as possible, with a stick that I gingerly used in a twirling motion like I was making spider-web cotton candy.

I felt like I was dispatched to get rid of a dragon or something, but for the welfare and sanity of suedeheadica, I had to do it!

The origin:

Suedehead is exposed to nuclear waste while visiting family in New Jersey causing his sweat glands in his crotchal region to grow at an alarming rate. He fights villains by sweating profusely when in danger, thereby making the villain sick to his / her stomach.

I was watching TV the other day and saw that DJ Hero commercial with Eminem and Jay-Z and I started thinking about the fact that these peripherals are just going to keep going and going with this idea of playing a virtual instrument without ever picking up a real one.

This comic is of course an exaggeration, but really…how off are we from this happening? If it does, I get full credit and expect to be treated like Nostradamus. Thank you.